Stornk #33
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemDry Powder