Stornk #34
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorRed Flag
- Wing ItemCrapple Foldable Phone