Stornk #32
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorOld Money
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatAccountant
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemNone