Stornk #834
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlue Book
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBrokeberry