Stornk #833
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemPen