Stornk #80
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorCold Storage
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorRed Flag
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemBrokeberry