Stornk #79
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundRed Candle
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGRND
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemNone