Stornk #772
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemBriefcase