Stornk #771
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorBlue Book
- TickerMSFT
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal