Stornk #501
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemNone