Stornk #500
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundRed Candle
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemBriefcase