Stornk #469
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerPLTR
- Tie ColorGreenback
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorAltcoin
- Wing ItemBriefcase