Stornk #468
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireMcStornk's Tee
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedMcStornk's
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatMcStornk's Visor
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemSad Meal