Stornk #459
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorOld Money
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerNOK
- Tie ColorGreen Candle
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorGreen Candle
- Wing ItemNone