Stornk #458
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorCold Storage
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemPen