Stornk #271
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorLiquid Assets
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemPen