Stornk #270
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGME
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorRed Flag
- Wing ItemPen