Stornk #2018
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorOld Money
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Sky
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemNone