Stornk #2017
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerPLTR
- Tie ColorGreen Candle
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorGreen Candle
- Wing ItemNone