Stornk #1500
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBriefcase