Stornk #1499
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatVenture Capitalist
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGRND
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal