Stornk #149
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemPen