Stornk #148
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorGreen Candle
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemNone