Stornk #145
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorRed Flag
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemPen