Stornk #144
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadDiamond
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorAltcoin
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemBrokeberry