Stornk #1061
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerGME
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemNone