Stornk #1060
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorIn the Red
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorDeep Value
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemNone