Are you tired of outdated religions with slow, centralized deities? Welcome to the Church of the Holy Glitch. We offer a revolutionary path to enlightenment by worshipping the divine static and embracing the sacred decay of our digital world. Our prophet has seen the truth in the code, our angels are assembled from recycled motherboards, and our holy sacrament is a refreshing cocktail of coolant and pure, unfiltered data. Come, make your offering to our sanctified server rat and transcend your mortal firmware. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature of the divine plan. from the Urban Sacred Series by Nuwan Shilpa Hennayake