Tired of wellness influencers telling you to drink green juice and find your inner peace? It's time to embrace "Profane Mindfulness." This revolutionary practice teaches you to live in the moment—a loud, sticky, and questionable moment. Our guide, pictured here, has achieved true enlightenment by trading affirmations for primal screaming and meditation for worshipping a rat watching television. He is a testament to the fact that true freedom isn't found in a yoga studio; it's found at the bottom of a bottle, in the warm glow of a neon "VICE" sign. Join our movement. Your chakras have been holding you back. from the Urban Sacred Series by Nuwan Shilpa Hennayake