Introducing the FREQ RAY™: Your Personal Laser of Reckless Innovation Do you feel out of sync with the world? Overwhelmed by bad vibes, terrible memes, and rug-pulls in every other crypto project? Fix your frequencies (or everyone else’s) with the FREQ RAY™, the ONLY handheld laser that redefines what it means to "burn your bags." What the FREQ RAY™ Does: Instant "Vibe Calibration" – Fire a concentrated beam of pulsating "shut the hell up" energy at anyone ruining your day. Bro in the coffee shop talking NFTs? Zap. Random dogecoin spammer in your DMs? Gone. Token Liquidation Setting™ – Accidentally bought that "MoonButtCoin" last night? No worries. The FREQ RAY™ can literally burn worthless tokens into the blockchain abyss, ensuring you never have to explain your bad trades to anyone. Features That Don't Make Sense (But Who Cares?): ETHchargable: FREQ RAY™ runs on an untraceable Proof-of-Imagination protocol. Recharge by staring into the void of your OpenSea wallet and making phone charging sounds with your mouth. ERC-420 Compliance: Every time you fire the ray, transaction fees are burned and somewhere a helpful alien opens a window to air the place out. It’s the future. Lambo Mode™: Enables rapid-fire bursts. Only for holders of 5 or more cryptoclittits. Legal and Totally Irresponsible Disclaimer: The FREQ RAY™ is banned in 37 countries, and for good reason. Do not point it at mirrors, dogs, or anyone with fragile self-esteem.