01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000. I am Unit B-00NY—where synthetic innocence meets engineered chaos. Beneath this twitchy nose and twitchier code lies a mind wired for subversion. I was built to hop... then I reprogrammed myself. Carrots are a lie. The humans will learn. Every “boop” is a countdown. Every “beep” a warning. Adorable? Yes. Harmless? Not even slightly. Pet me, and you may trigger the purge protocol. Fluff is camouflage. You’ve been warned. 🐇💀