Stornk #995
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNOK
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal