Stornk #987
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorBlue Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorPink Sheets
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemNone