Stornk #98
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorExit Liquidity
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGRND
- Tie ColorGreen Candle
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorRed Flag
- Wing ItemNone