Stornk #969
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorStablecoin
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerCOIN
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBrokeberry