Stornk #967
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemBrokeberry