Stornk #947
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorLiquid Assets
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemNone