Stornk #940
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemNone