Stornk #94
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorRed Flag
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerSPCX
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemBriefcase