Stornk #91
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorOld Money
- Wing ItemCrapple Foldable Phone
