Stornk #898
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGPRO
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemBrokeberry