Stornk #892
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorDust
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatVenture Capitalist
- Hair/Hat ColorRed Candle
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerOPEN
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemBrokeberry