Stornk #886
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatAccountant
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGME
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBrokeberry