Stornk #85
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemPen