Stornk #828
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSFT
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal