Stornk #804
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadDiamond
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNVDA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemNone