Stornk #792
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorOld Money
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorStablecoin
- Wing ItemBrokeberry