Stornk #781
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAMZN
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal