Stornk #767
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorBlue Book
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorOld Money
- Wing ItemBrokeberry