Stornk #752
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatVenture Capitalist
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal